Wrong Turn 2: Dead End Review

Review of Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007) by screenqueeen: 👎 1.5/5

absolute shit once the timid SCREAM-esque opening faded away. nothing Lynch wants to do is remotely interesting or authentic, in fact not a single thing here hasn't been done before in the exact same way this little director man wanted desperately to have done himself for the very first time.

jail for bending over backwards to say the titular words in every situation possible. you only get that opportunity one time. after that you have declared that instead of developing any kind of ideas about the film you're fucking making, you fill the space with obnoxious fourth wall prodding. this isn't the place for that shit.

once Nina (Mara? Elena? i don't even fucking remember) wakes up at the inbred cannibal dinner table with her arms bound to the chair she's planted in i let out a loud "FUCK YOU" to the screen. not even worth putting on for visual flavor at a party or a show.

WRONG TURN '03 supremacy.