Abigail Review
Review of Abigail (2024) by screenqueeen: π 2/5
just honestly a chore to sit through. takes at least 50 minutes to get to the point ruined by marketing to give way to the blandest horror comedy about misfits. nothing feels interesting, rather it reads more heinously judgmental than something like SAW, any Reagan-era slasher, or any other compelling vampire movie. I don't think I like the radio silence mold of making a horror movie, it just feels cheap and insincere. no amount of incredible effects work is going to make that better.