Orphan: First Kill Review

Review of Orphan: First Kill (2022) by screenqueeen: 👎 2/5

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As confirmation of my reception to the first film the entire front half of this is dependent on how invested you were in the 2009 film. And since I lost interest after about 20 mins in on Esther's first (or second, technically) outing, I was engaged for even less time during this one. The back half does try a little harder and is admittedly more interesting than you think it would be but I was just so disinterested that nothing held any weight for me by that point. Glad people like it but I'm just terribly bored by this as both a concept and the way it's executed. I'll probably skip the 3rd one unless something monumental occurs.