Splatter Farm Review

Review of Splatter Farm (1987) by screenqueeen: 👍 3.5/5

A home-brewed quietly horny TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE broadcast from familial obligations like visiting your 65-year-old aunt to earn brownie points with the family. Despite there being not much really going on in the lives of their aunt or Jeremy, their mostly-silent cousin, there's a near-peaceful approach to having the privilege to axe somebody to pieces and pleasure yourself with their severed arm, or sledgehammer livestock to death whenever the urge strikes. There are some beautiful segments here but it also knows how raunchy it wants to be when the Polonia Bros. also include a minor set of seductive moments from their Aunt Lacey on her nephew, to a dressed-to-the-nines skeleton of her husband chilling at the dinner table before the quite literally explosive finale. Leatherface could never.