Spider-Man: No Way Home Review

Review of Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) by screenqueeen: 👍 3/5

This has the things people have craved for a long time in the MCU but I'm sensing a pattern here that aligns with Apple of all other big time corporations. New product comes out very quickly since the last big thing was released, same high price for upkeep, has some new features that seem like you'll use all the time (but never do), but lacking features that should have been there generations ago (but things competitors have always had because why wouldn't you include it?).

Feels as tired as Maguire (there's a meme in there somewhere) looks, and even when the wholesome spider-bro moments really start adding up it hits that 3 films into a Spider-Man story we're getting a reverse-switch origin story. Fuck, man I thought we got past this.