Fast Five Review

Review of Fast Five (2011) by screenqueeen: 👍 3/5

There's not a lot in this to really enjoy. The heist setup has an extremely lopsided payoff and even has the characters convinced it's not happening, then it is happening all of a sudden. Has a deep unwavering misogynistic attitude towards single women and expects them to just "roll with it" simply because a payday is involved if the heist is successful.

The only redeeming qualities in this for me is the BBQ scene, Vin Diesel saying the word "father" and the vault-dragging finale. You could honestly just watch the first few setup scenes then skip to the last 40 minutes or so.