Rinse and Repeat

Review of Spring Break Massacre (2008) by hmmadness79: 👎 1.0/10

You have Reggie Bannister and Linnea Quigley as cops and you still made a terrible movie? This is not connected in any way to the Slumber Party Massacre series regardless of the box art.

It follows the formula to a T though. Spring Break, cabin in the woods, hot woman, horny dumb men, vicious killer. Nothing added or unique here. Reggie and Linnea are the best parts but even they are just here for a paycheck.

They use a filter to try to give it an 80's VHS look but it just makes everything dark and hard to see including the kills and gore. The acting of the rest of the cast is awful and not even fun. This movie has nothing to offer anyone. There are much better or at least entertaining massacre movies.