Low Water Mark Statham

Review of Mutiny (2026) by nezzkobdamned: 👎 4.3/10

Sadly doesn't have a strong absurdity factor to make it a standout modern Statham brawler, and that means it's just a mildly interesting time waster I don't think I'd choose to watch again when there's a dozen better versions of it from Statham alone.

Being on a boat, I'd hoped it might do some cool stuff, but it's not even Under Siege levels of Die Hard knock off.