I Love Popcorn, Girl!

Review of Troll 2 (1990) by arsenalbat47: 👍 2/5

There it goes. Troll 2. One of god’s own prototypes. Too fucking weird to survive and too special to die.

And Creedence Leonore Gielgud…that freak. She can do anything she wants to me. Make out with me and a cob of corn or turn me into goo. I don’t care.