Boy, do I hate movies about cops...

Review of Den of Thieves (2018) by kcookandcatsco: 👎 2.0/10

Blue Lives do not matter to me.

Therefore, any film predicated on cops' lives having any value (or predicated on me rooting for them to live or accomplish their goals) is fucked from premise.

My recommendation: skip this wrong-hearted, dumb, bad, emo pile of cop-loving hogshit, and just watch the fun first few minutes where a dozen LAPD cops get mowed down by machine-gun fire.

That's a good time! Otherwise, this sucks and is bad and makes people worse for watching it. Avoid, lest you be tricked into thinking you kind of like cops or care if they live or die.

I'll never watch this again as long as I live, so these will probably be my last thoughts on Den of Thieves. Jump to my BlueSky thread and follow me there for more anti-cop movie-thoughts.