They Don’t Cut the Grass Anymore (1985)
Two Texas gardeners, who object to Northern attitudes and lifestyles, venture northward to cut lawns, trim hedges, and murder and mutilate Northern Yuppies.
Genre: Horror, Comedy
Director: Nathan Schiff
Starring: John Smihula, Adam Berke, Mary Spadaro, Leanna Mangiarano, Matt Zagon, Maura Del Veccio, Lynn Campagana, Lisa Stanislaw, Edward Schiff, Joseph Marzano, Ed Goldman, Laura Ankner, Debbie Brown, Amy Howard, Jackey Foley, Ray Rosa, Bianca Forte, Joseph Cacace
Runtime: 70 minutes
ReelRank score: 160 out of 200, from 1 rating.
Grade: C-
Reviews
- THE SOD COUPLE by screenqueeen: 58/100 girlie's first Nathan Schiff flick. structured almost exactly like a porn flick but the footage that would be devoted to detailed and graphic sexual acts are instead focused on frequently…